1.
Tampon instructions: Tampons can kill you
Me: what
Tampon instructions: they probably won’t though, don’t worry about it
Me: …ok
Tampon instructions: just worry about it a little bit
AbbieEvansXO

2.
How to apply mascara:
Pull wand from tube
Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life
abbycohenwl

3.
If you had a wedding dress with a fanny pack you could get rid of the ring bearer all together.
offbeatoliv

4.
A man in the subway tried to hit on me by coming up behind me very close & saying in my ear, “You think the trains going to be late?” but I’d just had dental work done so I turned around & slurred, “No idea” while blood poured out of my mouth. I wish I could do this all the time
clhubes

5.
When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera

DitzMcGeee

6.
BOSS: Your feminist agenda is starting to disrupt meetings
ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How
caithuls

7.
It’s almost that time of year when other girls look cute in their flannel and I look like I’ve misplaced my axe.
bambimygirl

8.
I want a story from the “manic pixie dream girl” perspective and how shes just trying to navigate through her own life but fu*king pathetic men keep latching onto her at every turn
nintendo6664

9.
I just bought a 36 pack of toilet paper rolls. I am not the woman for you.
lmwortho

10.
Today I saw two elderly women with an iphone, giggling hysterically while they learned to take selfies, and now I know who I want to be when I grow up.
stacieooooo

11.
A bridal accessories shop called
Veil Yeah.
Darlainky

12.
*sets phone down to charge*
*blinks*
*starts rummaging through my purse for my phone*
MunkMania

13.
*puts on glass slippers*
*takes one step*
*shoes shatter*
*shards stab feet*
*face-plants*
*ruins fancy dress*
*crawls for help*
*leaves bloody trail for tracking*
~ Me, as Cinderella
jctwritesstuff

14.
DO NOT call me baby girl! i am a baby woman
House_Feminist

15.
*firing tampons from a Nerf gun at children in the mall* oH, I’M SORRY, DOES FEMINISM FRIGHTEN YOU?!?
AudreyPorne

16.
Give a man a fish & he eats for a day, but teach a man to fish & he’ll be like “um actually i know how to fish, i’ll show you” & you wish you had your old fish so you could throw it at him
aparnapkin

17.
Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.
PaperFury

18.
Spilled bronzer powder and now my bathroom fixtures have that healthy summer glow.
_Tempo11

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