#1 On baked goods:

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#2 On toast:

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#3 On ice:

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#4 On pasta:

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#5 On calcium:

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#6 On ordeals:

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#7 On chocolate:

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#8 On teeth:

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#9 On teasing:

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#10 On cutlery:

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#11 On vegetables:

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#12 On restaurants:

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#13 On customers:

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#14 On girls:

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#15 On trombones:

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#16 On Halloween:

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#17 On sleep:

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#18 On marshmallows:

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#19 On meds:

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#20 On pizza:

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#21 On spelling:

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#22 On Eggos:

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#23 On college:

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#24 On milk:

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#25 On hygiene:

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#26 On the zoo:

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#27 On Justin Timberlake:

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