#1

LeftAtLondon / Via twitter.com

#2

What I really want is a Hallmark movie where a woman learns the true meaning of Christmas while she hunts a serial killer.

— Dammit Erin (@DammitErin) December 2, 2019

#3

TweetPotato314 / Via twitter.com

#4

3yo: dad I want to make a gingerbread man!

Me: okay!

3yo: and then I’ll eat him!

Me: okay!

3yo: then I‘ll eat a real man!

Me: okayyyyyyyyy….

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) December 9, 2019

#5

isabelzawtun / Via twitter.com

#6

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

— myrrhman5 (@murrman5) October 1, 2019

#7

Final exams are the true nightmare before Christmas

— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December 8, 2019

#8

[to the tune of "santa baby"]

yoda baby
make some serotonin for me
yes please

— merry christmoose(@tiemoose) December 5, 2019

#9

"Oh Christmas Shibe oh Christmas Shibe" pic.twitter.com/XmQrMQ0TyE

— Dogs are the best people (@_TheBestDogs) December 7, 2019

#10

laurenncarterr / Via twitter.com

#11

boss: you know what’s weird

me: how the flintsones celebrate Christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?

boss: how the flin— yes exactly

— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) November 29, 2019

#12

AHappierDay / Via twitter.com

#13

there’s a Friday the 13th in December…

…A nightmare before Christmas, you might say

— kourtney (@__specialkay__) September 17, 2019

#14

TheJulieBenson / Via twitter.com

#15

me coming back from christmas break in 2nd grade ready to tell the rich kids santa klaus is fake cus i didn’t get a playstation pic.twitter.com/QzbYG7K7cP

— jabucchi giovanotto-bianco (@jaboukie) November 29, 2019

Via BuzzFeed, Preview photo credit: AHappierDay / twitter.com