#1

i was

a four loko

but

he wanted

a white claw

– rupi kaur

— megs! (@localfratrat) September 30, 2019

#2

actualmeyo / Via twitter.com

#3

ladies & gentlemen, i present to you my dads halloween costume pic.twitter.com/E9mJ6zJwig

— ashlyn (@AshlynDanyela) September 30, 2019

#4

dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife

— гунас (@OBLOMOVITE) October 1, 2019

#5

mvddm / Via twitter.com

#6

Me: should I just text him again?

everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5

— kayyorkcity (@kayyorkcity) September 30, 2019

#7

this how hurricanes start pic.twitter.com/lXPkvPkhdY

— darwin (@dvrwinn) October 5, 2019

#8

If Obama like being little spoon then who am I to deny myself such pleasure https://t.co/9MD6W6PVC4

— jollof papi (@Damilola707) October 3, 2019

#9

Time for me and my momma to start our annual argument over this password. https://t.co/5psJTN7bsT

— Marissa (@AmourMarissa) September 30, 2019

#10

here’s live footage of michael and i minding our own business until A SEA LION CAME CHARGING AT US FROM THE OCEAN. enjoy pic.twitter.com/nmVOVBMPQB

— mia (@mia_edwards) October 5, 2019

#11

the the doors of a
vibes dudes jeep wrangler

are off for some
fu*king reason

— lil estaban (@lilestaban) October 4, 2019

#12

me before coffee: ugh why is everyone shouting

me after coffee: okay yes I do see the fire now

— ErBear (@Rica_Bee) October 4, 2019

#13

me at 8 years oId when i toId my parents i was gonna run away and realized i had nowhere to go pic.twitter.com/jKgQT4eerb

—(@h0egenic) October 5, 2019

#14

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

— kathleen barber (@katelizabee) October 3, 2019

#15

have you ever been chilling minding your own business and realize your jaw has been tightly clenched for the last 15 years

— ellory smith spooky & hot (@ellorysmith) October 4, 2019

#16

dubstep4dads / Via twitter.com

#17

Imagine an e-mail finding you well

— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) October 1, 2019

Via BuzzFeed, Preview photo credit: OBLOMOVITE / twitter.com