me every single day of my life -ExcuseThePun

I’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description -9GAG

every family has a plastic bag full of plastic bags.

2 reasons why I’m fat: 1) I eat when I’m bored 2) I’m always bored ExcuseThePun

1. Life
2. Satan
3. Jesus
4. Family
5. Friends
6. School
7. Me
-Funny Tweets

7 stages of dating me
-she’s pretty
-this is fun
-she’s mean, but it’s a joke
-nope, not a joke
-I’m scared
-whys my house on fire??

My phone is my:
• Alarm
• Flashlight
• Gaming device
• Photo album
• Newspaper
• My best buddy!
-Funny Quotes

How I clean my room:
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed