1. Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like. osointricate

2.
SOMEONE WHO IS GOOD AT SELF REGULATING: AND AFTER I TAKE A SHOWER I WILL DO MY HOMEWORK
ME, A GOBLIN: I WILL LIE IN BED FOR 6 HOURS THINKING ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD DO lordstark

3.
Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd lilttlekingtrashmouth

4. when will my motivation return from war hexgurls

5. when people live their lives to their fullest potential… cant relate chessys

6.
me at 6pm: when will god let me rest. i have not slept in 929283838 years. so exhausted. let me rest let me sleep. so exhausted.
me at 1am: WOWEEE!!!! YEAH!!!!!! MOTIVATION!!! LETS PAINT THE ENTIRE SISTINE CHAPEL!!!! FUCK MICHELANGELO!! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!!! I CAN DO SO MANY TH blease

7.
me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you’ll feel better when you do it
my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy darknings

8.
interviewer: would you say you are motivated to succeed
me: no
me: but i AM terrified of failure delvindeep

9. i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything virgo

10.
*wants to read* *doesnt read*
*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*
*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*
*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*
*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt* katya

11.
WHAT I HAD TO DO TODAY: lots of stuff
WHAT I DID TODAY: nothing
HOW I FEEL: guilty
DOES THIS FEELING MAKE ME WANNA DO SOMETHING: no germanlanguagerocks

12. WEARING ALL BLACK TODAY TO MOURN THE DEATH OF MY MOTIVATION hybridthry

13. do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor brbjellyfishing

14.
i’m in this very odd bubble
like logically, i know i have a lot to do
but like, emotionally, i’m just.. not.. registering it??? i’m not so much calm but like.. standing in a sound proof fishbowl watching all of my obligations press their faces to the glass, yelling and knocking, and like, my homework and emails are teaming up to make a battering ram and my job is trying to tunnel under and i’m just standing here watching it all in muffled, deaf silence like “ok” batcii

15. you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first butt-grab

16. whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. digivolvin

17. *uses ctrl +f to find my missing motivation* Humor Blog

18. me at any sign of even my smallest responsibilities: victoriavandal