1. This kid, who knows their mom’s not a morning person
My 8 yr old just said to me: “You must not have had your coffee yet..”
I haven’t
@homemadehappy3

2. This kid, who knows their parents’ favorite hobbies

@petersen1979

3. This kid, who knows their mom likes to shop a little
*Throwing a football with Hunter*
Me: “my life just flashed before my eyes”
Hunter: “was there a lot of shoes?”
@kortneykay88

4. And this kid, who knows that something is totally missing here
Showed Zevan my “Most Used Words on Facebook” cloud & he sincerely asked, “Where’s the ‘f’ word?”
@MaidaNet

5. This kid, who knows that the way to their mom’s heart is through her tummy

@theballetcenter

6. This kid, who knows their parent’s limitations
Alex told me tonight .. Mom you know when it’s cold outside you don’t function.
@lisaannharris

7. This kid, who knows their mom likes to chat
“Mom, you don’t have to come to games. I know you were bored” “What makes you say that” “You were silent”
@TriMeOn

8. And this kid, who sees all and knows all

@plainjaneathome

9. This kid, who knew exactly what kind of glass their mom would want as a present

@faithannbutcher

10. This kid, who knows how to be their parent’s best diet coach
Kid: I love you with a cherry on top. Me: I love you with whipped cream on top. Kid: I love you with a salad on top.
@Justaddjava

11. This kid, who knows what happened last time

@tshedd

12. This kid, who knows when Dad’s gotta go
Me: *stands up and stretches “oh man, I think I’ve got that feeling!”
My son: like you have to poop???
Me:

@drummin_fool

13. This kid, who knows when their parent, I mean “The Tooth Fairy,” needs a little reminder

@samm0612

14. This kid, who knows exactly what their Dad’s heaven would look like
Hey Dad, wouldn’t your dream to have all the free beer you can drink?
@brandonverner

15. And this kid, who knows that their parent is so 2017
“Let me guess, you’re gonna tweet that”.
@dragonsnowball