1. Be careful out there today. There’s people everywhere @Book_Krazy

Shout out to all the people that have never talked to me.
Appreciate you. @pippydrydocking

Interviewer: “Why do you want to be a librarian?”
Me: “I like telling people to be quiet.” @Rollinintheseat

my parents, at 27: married, with a kid
me, at 27: i prefer ordering pizza Online so i don’t have to ever interact with a human person @alex_icon

5. making friends @InternetHippo

6. Maybe I’m not addicted to my phone, maybe I’m addicted to not interacting with other people. @CulturedRuffian

7. I believe in annoyed at first sight @amyordman

8. I’m a people person, but from a distance. @Freudianscript

9. I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. @Ndeshi_M

*gets Facebook notifications about birthdays*
Oh look, a bunch of assholes were born today. @pinupteacher

11. I act like I don’t mind being alone when deep down, the truth is that I fucking love being alone @GloriaFallon123

1.Not leaving my room
2.Not leaving the house
3.Missing someone’s birthday party
My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies. @MartinPilgrim1

13. Tell me a little bit about yourself. And I mean very little. Like not even your name. In fact, why don’t you just go. @Jake_Vig

14. I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope. @VerbsRProudest

Him: You hang up first.
Me: *click @Stellacopter

16. Sorry I’m late, just didn’t want to come, so I was trying to limit the amount of time I’d be here. I’ll leave early, too. Anyway what’s up? @tchrquotes

17. If you’d like to be left alone just carry a doll everywhere you go. @Ivsy01

18. There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from @GloriaFallon123