Overheard a hippie pretty waitress in a bar in Montana wistfully say to a coworker, “I’m saving my money to buy a ticket to… somewhere.” I’ve never felt more like I’m in one of those movies where characters suddenly realize they are characters in a movie.
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Overheard at Rare first thing on a Monday morning:
“Do you eat or drink a slushie? They come in a cup but it’s like Pot Noodles – you do a bit of both with those as well. I’m going to have to go and observe some people getting a slushie. Anyway, good morning, how are you?”
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Just overheard a guy in an argument saying “there’s no pacific reason he cheated”. and i couldn’t help but chime in and ask if here might be an “altlantic” reason.
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Overheard at JFK (imagine heavy Long Island accents):

Him: I want something sweet
Her: Why don’t you get one of these muffins? They’re as big as your head
Him: The only muffin I want, I’ve already eaten

They both laugh really really hard.
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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly
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Overheard on subway: ‘To cancel the national debt, the govt could do the impeachment trial on pay per view’
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Overheard from passersby:
Person 1: “What is that shop there?”
Person 2: “A bookshop”
P1: “What do they sell?”
P2: “Books”
P1: “What… *just* books?”
P2: “Yeah, just books”
P1: “Do they sell ice-cream?”
P2: “No”
P1: “Bit stupid in the summer not to”
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I just overheard something terrible, which was a man saying to a woman ‘my buddy…i mean, my girlfriend…yikes, no, my WIFE’
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