You don't have to be rich or healthy to have a big heart.

A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot.

Are you sleeping?

If for any reason you're lactose intolerant and decide it magically went away because u decided u wanted milk, don't.

CHEAP DIY TAXES: here’s all my paperwork, dad.

Once you know what to look for, you'll start to recognise the patterns and control them.

Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!

Happy New Year!

The fact that Tuvalu as a nation makes money because of its name.

When you’re drunk and everything is hilarious.

One thing that children desire the most, our time.

Here’s everything you missed!

Huff, puff, pass… —me trying to run this morning.

Make positive choices.

Oh my, look at the time!

Have a good day, love u.