22 Tweets That’ll Make You Shake Your Head And Go “Damn, That’s Me”
I enjoy long romantic scrolls on my phone.
25 Funny Election Night Tweets Because We Don’t Know What’s Happening
Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids...
24 People Whose Gyms Are Full Of Assholes
Good morning to everyone except people who curl in the squat rack.
18 Tweets That Are True For Pretty Much Every Person Out There
Fam, you can't fight facts.
Just 18 Really Funny Tweets About James Comey’s Beautifully Written Testimony
Is Beyoncé doing the Comey halftime show or are we stuck with goddamn Coldplay again?
26 Old Taylor Swift Tweets That Prove She DGAF
I just used a Sharpie as eye liner in the airplane bathroom.
20 Funny Tweets By Derek
He calls himself a "contributor to global warming" but a more accurate title would be the king of comedy.
28 Old Justin Bieber Tweets That Belong In A Fucking Museum
I stink at math!
30 Dumb Tweets You Can’t Help But Laugh At
The dumber the funnier, imho.
28 Tweets That Prove You Can’t Argue With Scottish Logic
She tagged him in a dog video, defo means she's shagging him.
Literally Just 26 Really Funny Tweets About Australia
"Don't be a shit c*nt." — ancient Australian proverb
20 Tumblr Posts That Are Strangely Relatable
Don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
25 Tweets That Only Dog Owners Will Truly Understand
Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around.
22 Wedding Horror Stories That’ll Make You Glad You’re Single
A crime scene, some broken bones, and a whole lotta puke.
20 Tweets Women Will Find True For No Damn Good Reason
I don't know how, but they're all true.
24 Funny Tweets That’ll Distract You For A Hot Minute
You can always count on Twitter.