22 Hilariously Genius Lies Parents Actually Told Their Kids
I was made to believe that the city of Amsterdam was actually called Hamster Jam.
Have You Ever Met A Serial Killer?
I dodged Ted Bundy.
30 Priceless Reactions To NASA’s Discovery Of 7 New Earth-Like Planets
Keep humans away from them.
What Should I Do To Express That It Was An Accident And That I’m Sorry When I Stepped On My Dog’s Foot?
Seriously, your dog trusts you implicitly and will probably forget it even happened in seconds.
16 Tweets About Shakespeare Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet except it’s my parents yelling at each other because my dad’s been taking a shit for over an hour.
Literally Just 25 Really Funny Tweets From Mark Hoppus
Blink-182!!! What? Wait... It's Tweet-182.
20 Things People Would Do If They Won Millions Of Dollars On Lottery
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Texts I Wanna Send My Ex
I look at you and I can't believe I hated you.
18 Tumblr Posts All University Students Will Relate To
Get rich or die trying to graduate from university.
If I die alone at home, how many hours or days will it be until my pet dog, cat or bird eats me?
I guess it depends on the pets.
10 Tweets Only People Afraid Of Commitment Will Understand
How is it easier to commit to watching an eight-season TV show than a 2.5-hour movie?
How Did Your Parents Decide On Your Name?
We also take our fathers' name as surname in our part of India.
18 Tweets About New Mom Life That Will Make You Say “Been There”
When did I last shower? What are real pants? I smell like milk.
28 Kitchen Products Under $10 That Are Actually Worth Your Money
It’s the sound of hundreds upon hundreds of 5 star reviews whispering to you.
16 Tweets That Anyone Who Is Single AF Will Find Hilariously Relatable
I literally 7th wheeled tonight y'all. SEVENTH WHEELED.