1.
Hey boy are you allergies cause I can’t get rid of you no matter how hard I try
italian_hex

2.
Hey boy are you a credit card deal? Cos you’ve been offering me zero percent interest for 6 months.
kathfantastic

3.
Hey boy are you jet lag? Cause you got me up all night thinking about everything that’s wrong with me
BrodiSnook

4.
hey boy are you 2018 because I have a feeling my optimism about you is already a terrible idea
andizeisler

5.
Hey boy are you a software update, because not now.
jowiggins98

6.
Hey boy, are you a student loan? Because you appeared to be a good idea and said you’d look after me, but you’re seriously detrimental to my long-term wellbeing.
PaulOfFame

7.
Hey boy are you a haircut cause I thought I needed you but you ended up being a few inches shorter than I wanted
varcann

8.
Hey boy are you The Catcher In The Rye because everyone who likes you is my fu*king enemy
KellyCoviello

9.
hey boy, are you the 2nd page of Google search results because I don’t want to look at you
amandakresten

10.
hey boy are you a Mars Volta song cos that was the worst 7 minutes of my life
cup_of_chino

11.
hey boy, are you NYE cuz i ‘m realizing in order for this to be any fun, I’m going to have to dramatically lower my expectations
pickpocketparty

12.
Hey boy are you sodium hydride because NaH.
_fatimaazhar

13.
hey boy are you black mirror because i watched you for a long time and now i am feeling wary about the future of humans
sarahdevin

14.
Hey boy are you garbage
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That’s it. That’s all I wanna ask.
BoJaneHorselady

15.
Hey boy, are you cryptocurrency? Bc my friends look real annoyed when I talk about you
katewillett