Drive thru didn’t mess with my order, I think I’m gonna marry him -Bilquis Rayeen

Me: *yells into Grand Canyon* I LOVE YOU!!!!
Echo: You’re like a sister to me. -Dumped Girl Diary

Pours Vodka in cat bowl so I don’t have to drink alone -Seth Goodtime

i sleep diagonally across my bed. -Erica Christy

My relationship status is in love and committed to myself. Best damn relationship of my life. -Shellie

I try to keep my heart prioritized on pumping blood. -Brandon Cloud

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