However, disaster arose when the bride and groom began to slice their beautiful wedding cake.
I peed all over my boyfriend while we were in his bed.
I'm not regretful. I think I'd be just as happy, but my life would be unrecognizably different.
There is no craziest thing. Everything is the craziest.
Fell off the bed in my sleep.
Kids do not need HiFi things to make them happy.
This has TRANSFORMED my financial life forever.
Giving from the heart. Giving from the inside-out.
Get an education, and then you can talk to me!
Mommy, I want a new heart, this one hurts.
Intelligence has nothing do with the college, the degrees and the social strata of a person.
I arrested my bully.
Look! That man is also pregnant!
This was certainly the most frightening, yet humorous 911 call she collected as an “operator”.
Had a girlfriend.
She said this to me in such a condescending, pretentious manner, and with such glee, that I could almost visualize the cruelty in her words, dripping forth in a green, frothy ooze from her vile mouth.