"You're not like other girls."
The knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible.
My favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls from tampon commercials.
The struggles are real.
I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage.
When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess.”
Spending an extra 15 minutes each morning looking for one of your gloves.
Please be my best friend.
That awkward moment when your pants are not supposed to be that short...
Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually.
I'm not like other girls, because every girl is different and wonderful in their own way
Girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? Just reach in and head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars..."
Small but mighty and so over your sh*t.
From obnoxious compliments to super-cheesy openers, even Cupid himself couldn't repair the damage these messages made.
Women have been posting a fair share of hilarious tweets since 2017.
Trying on a coat on the shop floor and having to fight someone for the full-length mirror.