I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.
You want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal
Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you’ll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless.
Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profoundly philosophical thoughts.
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
The ankle chokers are a must have.
A great year for snaps.
Babies always give us something to laugh about.