"Very ridiculous that I am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that."
I skip test questions like I'm gonna be a different person when I come back to them.
You'd think a $40,000 education would get you double-ply toilet paper.
Group projects don't teach you how to work together, they teach you how to work with morons.
I ate a sour skittle for breakfast.
Welcome to some of the best years of your lives.
I'm sure as fuck not feeling fresh rn.
"Time for me to procrastinate." - you reading this post.
Leak college textbook pdf files, not nudes.
Get rich or die trying to graduate from university.