1.
you’ve heard of blow jobs, now get ready for
no jobs, thanks baby boomers w-for-wumbo

2.
future apartment goals:
- small but not cramped
- balcony
- has a bath + shower
- big kitchen
- good wifi
- big windows
- located close to a 24/7 corner storesleepbby
the bar is…… so low?aconnormanning
and yet it’s nearly impossibleposteriortolife

3.
Some crusty adult: This generation is so entitled!
Me: *Fantasizes about sharing a 2-bedroom apartment with a roommate and having a kitchen I can cook in* encourage

4. millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. illogical-vulcan

5. dear time magazine, please do not call millennials the “selfie generation.” we are the meme generation and i will not stand for being mischaracterized like this altarandhour

6. If I got a dolllar every time anyone over the age of 40 says our generation sucks, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined just-shower-thoughts

7.
old person: millennials are so dumb…the lingo? the abbreviations? get off ur phone and live life
something: is fleek
old person: thebootydiaries

8.
Me: gosh I’m tired.
Adult: *swoops in* YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO BE TIRED!! YOU’RE GENERATION IS SO LAZY!! MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T STAY UP TOO LATE!!!
Me: *looks into the camera like I’m on the office* prismasandpie

9. Being a millennial is like inheriting a burning house only to be told it’s our fault we can’t handle the heat. just-shower-thoughts

10. im so tired of “kids these days” discourse like if ur generation had iphones u would have fuckin loved it too, don’t pretend. i see thru ur bullshit martha kara-snow-el

11.
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources darlingkuma

12. a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult? eyebrowgod
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselveseyebrowgod

13. “i was born in the wrong generation” i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago moonkistprincess

14. this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail! dialupmodem

15. “Chill and watch Netflix” is our generation’s “wanna come upstairs for a cup of coffee?” just-shower-thoughts

16. the only millennial headline that matters crescendohowell

17.
a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend
(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet hiatus-is-killing-me

18.
It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it girlfig
The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.madamebomb

19. We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware werethatgeneration

20.
concept
me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass ghostgloss