Texted my ex and told him to be safe… They really out here shooting clowns smh
— Nikki Neal(@sheeznikkij) October 4, 2016
"i miss my ex" pic.twitter.com/BJFyduQo6n
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@lndepth) November 21, 2016
"Your ex falls into a gorilla pit, wyd?"
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@bloop) May 30, 2016
me: pic.twitter.com/L4ai0FNzeE
Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
— Phetz checkmark.jpg (@MrPhetz) December 4, 2011
When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz
— Judy Jones(@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
Ex: I'm wit someone better than you
— DJ Luna☾ (@mikaarianna) February 11, 2016
Me: you wit God now? pic.twitter.com/R083AmQxST
When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on pic.twitter.com/zwMgjnClwV
— Talisman (@DrChubbyy) November 13, 2016
All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
Always be yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) June 4, 2015
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— Bryan (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
When your ex turns up at your house drunk with a road sign because "it's a sign that I love you"
— Jessica (@h0Iyghost) November 23, 2016
Most girls get flowers.. pic.twitter.com/u9YCzg2RHS
when aliens abduct ur ex pic.twitter.com/Eft0sTsG58
— Kap (@Mudkap) February 1, 2015
When you post constantly on Instagram to convince your ex that you're definitely over them pic.twitter.com/DDMHac0rft
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) November 26, 2016
When your ex sees you in public and tries to stop you to talk pic.twitter.com/lGKfv2C1W0
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@ActuallyAIexis) September 2, 2016
is this tweet about Donald Trump or my ex boyfriend? @@piecesofmypizza
It matters that he’s unstable.
It matters that he lies all the time.
It matters that he has enormous conflicts of interest.
It all matters. @nycsouthpaw
me to myself: im finally moving on… I can love again and find that someone that-
— . (@Iilcanon) November 20, 2016
my ex: pic.twitter.com/8JQl1aZuk3
It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— squints (@lasquints) February 22, 2016
It's so hot outside I almost called my ex over so I could stand by something shady.
— UnapologeticCanadian (@darrinfb) July 24, 2016
Looks like my ex has bought herself a van pic.twitter.com/jMhWAn4uey
— ALEX BIRD (@AlexJBird) August 31, 2016