1.
hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) August 4, 2017
2.
saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage i want
— KT (@KatieWasmund) July 22, 2017
3.
that feelin of a warm Chinese on your lap when ur takin it home is what I imagine bringing home ur first born is like
— Immi (@_imogenjayde) November 13, 2015
4.
Can I have extra gluten please? Give me all of that juicy gluten
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) February 28, 2016
6.
Eat before you start an argument with your boyfriend so that when he offers to buy you food in the middle of the fight you don't lose focus.
— Maayaa (@delmiyaa) March 5, 2017
7.
When you're in denial about your unhealthy eating habits pic.twitter.com/xymvxnNCS1
— Tom Davies (@1TD) April 28, 2017
8.
he said "i got us a cinnabon" & then… pic.twitter.com/tgEt2HYmAp
— Nahomi Lizbeth (@_nahomilizbeth) September 12, 2016
9.
DR: you have this disease
— Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) February 18, 2017
ME: oh no
DR: but you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise
ME: OH NO
10.
Genie: and for your third wish?
— Alex, but online (@Alex_but_online) June 20, 2015
Me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS BUDDY
11.
Uuh hell yeah I'm "obese"!!!
— TomSka (@thetomska) August 3, 2017
O verweight
B ecause
E ating
S oothes my
E motional torment
12.
Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh pic.twitter.com/G8bQN4VopD
— khashimamá (@khashiana) October 4, 2015
13.
When you try to steal from your sister's gummy bears but she knows you too well… pic.twitter.com/DJnInSBrmZ
— Migs Gomez (@MigsGomez) July 28, 2017
14.
400 Calories of each pic.twitter.com/FstJdnKBDT
— Calorie Fixes (@Caloriesfixes) July 20, 2017
15.
My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much
— Madoff (@RealSlimSantana) August 2, 2017
16.
[first date]
— Dr. Sigmund Floyd (@dafloydsta) October 24, 2016
HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs?
ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?
17.
@KillianTrill
18.
Me eating food from the fridge that i know was my siblings pic.twitter.com/drDMESs0g8
— Dory (@Dory) August 7, 2017
19.
@adzbanks1
20.
"your pizza will be there in 30-45 mins"
— b.b (@Benoo_Brown) December 20, 2016
*46 mins later*
me on the phone with the pizza place: I just think it's really funny how
21.
@gsheffr
22.
reminder that winnie the pooh wore a crop top w/ no panties and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too
—(@sryimnate) July 30, 2017
23.
@newportdaddy
24.
@cheef2u