1. This perfect Girl Scout Cookies pun
curses, trefoiled again
@aedwardslevy
2. This one is WAY too real too
Breakfast: 300 calories
— That Carly Girl (@thatcarlygirl) August 4, 2015
Lunch: 400 calories
Dinner: 600 calories
Evening Snack: 2,400,000 calories
3. As well as this pun that’s cereal-ously funny
I had generic Frosted Flakes this morning. They were gggggooood.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) May 1, 2017
4. This example of #RelationshipGoals
*sidles up close*
— The SnöwMėxīcån (@JKickinit30) May 18, 2017
Me: I think I love you
Me: That's ok. Don't say anything
Me: You're not a talker
Me: Gonna eat you up
Cheese dip:…
5. This nutritious prank
Surprise motherfucker pic.twitter.com/LEPDW4cerR
— _theblessedone (@_the_blessedone) May 16, 2017
6. And this joke that will only make sense if you’re a film major *AND* into Italian food
come to my italian restaurant The Bechamel Test where women eat lasagne and don’t talk about men
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) June 16, 2014
7. This deep-fried burn
Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday’s to give us a chance to go to church to pray for people like you.
@Dancing_Mal
8. And this ice-cold one
design an ice cream machine that’ll work
@1942bs
9. And this sugary sweet play on words
When your cheesecake recipe tells you to "chill in the fridge for 1hr" pic.twitter.com/uPuDgRRiws
— Fimrod (@fimrod2) April 18, 2017
10. This tweet that will change the way you look at pasta forever
are we gonna talk about how baby sting rays look like haunted ravioli pic.twitter.com/nQEQoiyhdZ
— rae paoletta (@PAYOLETTER) May 9, 2017
11. And this funny, but way too real tweet
I don't like who I become when I'm left alone with a bag of chips.
— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) June 1, 2015
12. This throwback
The real ones know wussup with these. pic.twitter.com/nftICwMSAu
— Sweatsuit Papi (@FuckyoCurve) May 18, 2017
13. This guy, who proves not all heroes wear capes
Guy on this bus is packing a 30 gallon drum of Cinnabon frosting pic.twitter.com/f9mYbdvUSK
— craig calhoun (@craiglcalhoun) April 28, 2017
14. And what friendship is really like
me: can i have a chicken nugget
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) May 18, 2017
them: sure
my phone: you just received a venmo request for $0.62
15. Rules for ordering red meat
Steak guide:
— Barry Harper (@barryjohnharper) May 16, 2017
Rare:Seared outside,75% red inside
Medium: Seared outside,25% red inside
Well Done: Order chicken, you steak-hating bastard
16. This #gourmet tweet
me, an intellectual pic.twitter.com/VdE8hzkqFX
— Vane (@vmartzi) April 14, 2017
17. This accurate statement
Only a serial killer would carry pizzas like this pic.twitter.com/RkZZ4oic1R
— Kim (@kimtheproduct) April 2, 2017
18. Food Network shows, in one tweet
Chopped: make dinner out of motor oil and baby hair
— Bryan Macfarlane (@bryanmacfarlane) May 15, 2017
Cutthroat Kitchen: taze your opponent while they prep a burrito
The golden age of TV
19. This incredibly difficult photo challenge
kitten or ice cream ? pic.twitter.com/vmvNL4EVBx
— karen zack (@teenybiscuit) March 15, 2016
20. Same here
Someone on the food network: you can make this recipe with ingredients in your own home! So we're gonna start with our pigeon meat
— charlie (@cutequeer96) May 18, 2017
21. Not all political news is bad
This is what the electoral map would look like if only dogs voted pic.twitter.com/jHzzmg4NG9
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) October 13, 2016
22. When your Mexican food is more poppin’ than your makeup
Use flash to make sure her highlight pop pic.twitter.com/eVfafGMGZj
— youngMexico (@Chillychris1) April 9, 2017
23. When you’re *THAT* coworker
I'm trying to convince my coworker to go to lunch so I can eat the skittle under his desk pic.twitter.com/z8V3kVzuO2
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 3, 2016
24. This amazing play on words
*takes your order*
— brent (@murrman5) April 28, 2014
*goes to kitchen*
*comes back*
"did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"
grilled
*sighs*
*goes to kitchen*
25. And this one too
ME: The new girl is a vegan
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) November 20, 2015
BOSS: so
Me: I feel like I've met her…
BOSS: STOP
ME: but I know…
BOSS: DON'T
ME: i've never seen herbivore
26. Modern dating
The tinder app looks too much like the chipotle app and everytime i think i have a match i’ve actually just ordered another burrito
— Government Tanks (@Burger_Time_) February 1, 2014
27. And finally, this perfect tweet
All the Pringle ladies
— Tilly (@tillygirl3) May 1, 2017
All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladies
Get their hands stuck