1. new years resolution = don’t be so hungover. @charli_xcx

2. Telling people your New Years resolution so you’ll “be accountable” is a great way to find out that no one cares about your resolution. @Donna_McCoy

3. My New Years resolution is to not cuss so fucking much @JackJ

4. Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word “stop.” @peteholmes

5. My New Years resolution for 2016 was to not have a resolution so I wouldn’t disappoint myself…. still disappointed myself @MamaMiaMakeup

6. My New Years resolution is for yall to mind your business more. @SlimiHendrix

7. 2017 Resolution: Don’t let someone take up emotional real estate if they aren’t paying rent. @kaysarahsera

8. My New Years resolution is not to say, “ok 2018 will be my year” at the end of this year. @Tryaminic

9. My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that’s okay with you guys? @megankcomedy

10. my only New Years resolution is to not spend money on food I honestly might be rich by 2017 @FemaleTexts

11. My New Years resolution is to try and put less than 4 chapsticks through the washer & dryer next year. @Shawn_Booth

12. New Years resolution: if you tell yourself you’re gonna go to the gym and study you’re only allowed to overeat or nap instead not both @abarty_intheusa

13. My 2017 resolution is to work on my low self esteem, but I don’t think I can do it. @craydrienne

14. I’ve seen 6 people post that their new year’s resolution is to “loose weight.” I can think of a slightly more useful resolution for them @funnybrad

15. Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret @siddharth3

16. resolution: get softer and prepare to die @RealAvocadoFact

17. New Years resolution: exercise (my right to eat) more (tacos) @lionprincessval

18. New Years resolution: try to worry less, fill that time with oh god what am I supposed to fill that time with this is already going terribly @thisisjendoll

19. If your New Years resolution is to start going to the gym lemme hit you with a follow back real quick. @FaZe_Censor

20. New Years resolution @femalebook