1.
The Large White Guy Collider has successfully split a Chet into 7 smaller sub-Chets, the building blocks of White. pic.twitter.com/g2EL1tlGrc
— Gabriel Morton (@gabrielenguard) July 4, 2016
2.
Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever. pic.twitter.com/9dSIMx3MWf
— Joe Harland (@TheJoeHarland) October 8, 2016
3.
How do I tell them?? #Brexit pic.twitter.com/6Y7hRIKINi
— James Offer (@joffley) June 24, 2016
4.
OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH pic.twitter.com/KtGBBOw6kI
— Yer Da (@Jim_Trinca) November 13, 2016
5.
Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine pic.twitter.com/4Drv2pC085
— Truck Boy (@lewisheywood) October 18, 2016
6.
Wow. How is my son going to pull off this most coveted of theatrical roles pic.twitter.com/SD6cOdBx6x
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 16, 2016
7.
Why does this cat look like he just hit the cleanest freekick of the season pic.twitter.com/xYe4rzr8t8
— KingMusa (@OfficialSkinny1) August 31, 2016
8.
Well, that's quite the, er, offer, Mail on Sunday pic.twitter.com/iyCVa89v76
— Luke Westaway (@lukewestaway) November 20, 2016
9.
my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX
— festive jess (@enterjeshikari) July 26, 2016
10.
@OldhamCouncil Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney @Transsomething
We want you to name our new gritter, so send us your suggestions by 5pm on 30 Nov @OldhamCouncil
11.
FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done. pic.twitter.com/r3d3znrMJ3
— georgeCVO (@GeorgeTweetings) August 29, 2016
12.
Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking. pic.twitter.com/HD8YOAqfJ2
— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) July 29, 2016
13.
Found the worlds saddest photo, guys. pic.twitter.com/J5XyObB6tC
— DocHoHoHo-ckenbush (@DocHackenbush) November 27, 2016
14.
- how was ur first day at school son?
— Paul (@FrenulumBreve) February 19, 2016
- honestly? not great. pic.twitter.com/l8z9MR5Isb
15.
"Bro you on EE?" pic.twitter.com/HLIg8SNaYN
— t (@tyes_xo) November 23, 2016
16.
Roses are red
— Sam (@sam_bambs) August 12, 2016
Violets are blue pic.twitter.com/uZZYZR6f0E
17.
Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah pic.twitter.com/Z3odk1DLbk
— robbiegarrick (@robbiegarrick) April 4, 2016
18.
Funny that @sainsburys xmas advert is all about being at home wi family at xmas, yet they've got me down to work xmas eve and boxing day
— Will (@willsaxo95) November 14, 2016
19.
What the fuck am I at uni with? pic.twitter.com/yBeo0teuqu
— Kieran Riley (@KieranRiley123) September 27, 2016
20.
Rare photo of the UK leaving the EU. pic.twitter.com/beA3LsJ8f0
— Matt Keay (@mattadamkeay) July 24, 2016
21.
Theresa May shocks audiences by pulling German Chancellor Angela Merkel out of a giant top hat pic.twitter.com/zXCDFfBZyt
— hohochrisburton (@ohchrisburton) August 10, 2016
22.
Policeman: Name please?
— trouteyes (@trouteyes) September 28, 2016
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
23.
If video games have taught me anything it's that this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest. pic.twitter.com/ipS2GcWEKt
— Pierre (@thepierrebear) April 24, 2016
24.
Can I have a sweet pea please Bob? pic.twitter.com/a44DAukJHD
— Tom (@tdawks) April 27, 2016
25.
It's not a baby then is it pic.twitter.com/0Rh4nWXELZ
— JB™ (@gunnerpunner) October 10, 2016
26.
Have we not suffered enough pic.twitter.com/LwAUuo4Ybb
— layla (@h7ney) July 21, 2016
27.
Convince people you have American teeth, by putting a train ticket in your mouth pic.twitter.com/bEckHVDcMY
— Rob Mitchell® (@robjmitchell) February 11, 2016
28.
Bought my 4 year old this hat from H&M kids despite the fact he can't even cope with skunk yet. pic.twitter.com/4BIAsRb0Iq
— lucy porter (@lucyportercomic) September 9, 2016
29.
My friend @liam_ohare has found a piece of breaded ham that looks exactly like Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/Ibm1YukTxz
— Stuart Ritchie (@StuartJRitchie) March 3, 2016
30.
When you have Bake Off at 8pm but Stone Roses at 10pm pic.twitter.com/udTk79xc43
— Rachel Young (@_rachel_young) September 7, 2016
31.
"We can't call it Kentucky Fried Chicken we'll get sued, pick another state"
— benjamin dilzraeli (@adventuresofrob) January 28, 2016
"OK which one"
"Any, it doesn't matter" pic.twitter.com/SwunDqYqE5
32.
Kim Jong Un looks like a sassy NHS nurse pic.twitter.com/ic8QE09zFQ
— Ryan J. Brown (@BROWNJRYAN) July 20, 2016
33.
Obama: you told him Nigel Farage was British Foreign Secretary didn't you?
— Katie Curtis (@KatieCurtis) November 13, 2016
Biden:
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/npQFY2QNyB
34.
Who needs 10,000 characters when Twitter produces this gold in 140? pic.twitter.com/Kw3c5ILlKF
— Sean Spooner (@spoonersean) January 6, 2016
35.
I will never stop laughing at this kid pic.twitter.com/O3lnxpsNEU
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 17, 2016
36.
To anyone attending the Bohemian Rhapsody rehearsal this afternoon, we're up in the treehouse… pic.twitter.com/CXaRTM97v6
— Lee Brace (@bracealmighty) January 25, 2016
37.
Yoda is selling houses in Taunton. pic.twitter.com/lpuJf5qHN1
— Orchard Pig (@Orchardpig) November 15, 2016
38.
Even tho I pretend that I moved on, you'll always be my baby… pic.twitter.com/H2MoxCfoG1
— (@KirbyAfua) February 12, 2016
39.
If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass. pic.twitter.com/R2Ic2nGGkP
— Lise (@F41rygirl) July 12, 2016
40.
I'm fine, I'm fine… you just got me right in the nads…
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) February 14, 2016
… Jesus Christ… pic.twitter.com/GzV8FRCltp
41.
2017 goals pic.twitter.com/OnHcsltJub
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) September 13, 2016
42.
ME: I'll see you in a month
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) July 26, 2016
WIFE: Don't forget to write
ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon
43.
Worst. Tinder bio. Ever. pic.twitter.com/70NPFlzlO4
— Sam Parker (@samparkercouk) July 1, 2016
44.
Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill". pic.twitter.com/ID0L3heSng
— Will Stevens (@teletextpage152) June 7, 2016
45.
Alright stop, refrigerate and listen pic.twitter.com/MKsZGp1mpN
— Jody Porter (@jodyporter_) November 24, 2016
46.
Took 93yr old mum and her friend to vote. #EUref pic.twitter.com/p0R1Ku2Y6P
— Baz (@bazlyons) June 23, 2016
47.
when the customer ur dealing with asks to speak to the manager n the manager says the same thing u did pic.twitter.com/UrZry0IiOs
— jingle chels (@ChelsUnderwood_) October 3, 2016
48.
Brexit Britain, also known as pic.twitter.com/d5h0v0IYK4
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) November 24, 2016
49.
This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving bin-bags in a stairwell pic.twitter.com/ASV50Z1TwU
— Brian Murphy (@bplmurphy) October 21, 2016
50.
U ok Hun? pic.twitter.com/XElMgJB475
— Warren Beckett (@RobotMonsieur) November 7, 2016
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