1. This perfect pun
When it skulks on a reef
— Oliver Moody (@olivernmoody) May 24, 2017
And has two sets of teeth
…
That's a moray. pic.twitter.com/YoTNyLhGNm
2. And this equally perfect response to it
When these circles collide
— cloud approver (@kimplodes) May 24, 2017
and their lines coincide
That's a moiré pic.twitter.com/CPle2AtISL
3. This foiled plan
At the very least, you've got to use a smaller font, guys. pic.twitter.com/nlnoymR96h
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 5, 2017
4. This interesting backstory
Another juggler gives up on his dreams… pic.twitter.com/FXv5YWQQra
— Ben McCool (@BenMcCool) July 2, 2017
5. This incredible commitment to a joke
Great news, everbody! It took several months of intensive research, experimentation, and trial-and-error, but at long last I have (1/2)
— Matthew Baldwin (@matthewbaldwin) July 13, 2017
6. These rewritten lyrics
It's the remix to ignition
— amy (@amyp0tter) May 13, 2017
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
4,000 homes for rough sleepers
And you won't have to pay for tuition pic.twitter.com/rLQnJ3Kjdp
7. This excellent pun
The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
— Cadaea (@sophiekeen) July 11, 2017
8. This graph, which technically is not wrong at all
One of the fifth-graders I work with made this in his science class. It wasn't even for a grade. pic.twitter.com/9pmRAsvtSg
— SimonSays (@atticanibal) April 21, 2017
9. This lesson in screenwriting
Password must contain capital letter, a number, an emotional arc, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) July 9, 2017
10. This helpful tip on how to get to your goal weight, if your goal weight is in the negative numbers
beware diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly the way you become a black hole
— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) May 19, 2016
11. This ominous prediction
— josh (@yunginstitution) July 7, 2017
12. This perfect irony
This twitter UI update is great pic.twitter.com/KOhzzRNTpl
— Krystal (@krystalbepsi) June 16, 2017
13. This example of perfect curation
*people perpetuating national stereotypes during floods* is one of my favourite photographic genres.pic.twitter.com/uVAj4CArls
— Leonardo Carella (@leonardocarella) June 14, 2017
14. This double-whammy of dog puns
Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/aKbVCNc4MZ
— Dog Posts (@shibesbot) May 25, 2017
15. This pocket-sized oxymoron
— Facebook-Banned Dyke (@sarahlicity) July 13, 2017
16. This perceptive wife and/or predictable husband
WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it… pic.twitter.com/IdmJSTDtnf
— Ian Kingston (@IanJKingston) May 22, 2017
17. This “the floor is” joke to end all other “the floor is” jokes
The floor is EU pic.twitter.com/EuGQc5GUaw
— WhosAshik? (@JustAshik99) June 18, 2017
18. This joke you’ll now think of every time it’s unbearably hot
It's so hot a Tennessee Williams play just broke out in my room
— Lucy Prebble (@lucyprebblish) June 18, 2017
19. This sly threat
this is so great, i love my school pic.twitter.com/kmNYOu5qs1
— shenae (@sshenizzle) May 20, 2017