1. I texted all of my contacts: “Happy New Year!”. I’m posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.

pseudo_potatoes

2. Found this fella on a post about Tupac

PalmTree__

3. Conversation gone wrong over some douche I was texting

nastasia8989

4. So smart they became the teacher!

WhenDatWeed

5. A friend of mine on Facebook always toes the “I am very smart” line but this morning he jumped right over it

juniorlax16

6. “You must be fun at parties”

jasongill

7. Smart boy wasn’t a fan of Infinity War

mynameispete

8. I Matched with Someone from my Bio and Chem Classes on Tinder; I Asked if She Wanted to Study Together, and She Said..

PlasticRice

9. “That cat is quite hirsute!”

reddit

10. Boilogy master expertly takes down some birch

francisxdonut

11. Beautiful

screwbinders

12. Nuanced banter

psychon1ck0

13. What’s MENSA?

austrianwolf

14. I didn’t steal your phone, but after this conversation I will break it

miscellaneou

15. I’m a software engineer and someone decided to be a smart a*s on bumble.

heyamykate

16. Combination of very smart, and the biggest a*shole I’ve ever spoken too.

thekinkykinky