1. Great way to start the day this morning

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2. At least, the phone is great.

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3. My last roll

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4. Someone is having a bad day

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5. Oh postal worker haha you are so funny

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6. After chopping potatoes, garlic, and parsley, this knife got KO’d by the butter.

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7. My frozen pizza had the cardboard in between the toppings and the crust

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8. I’ve had some bad luck with my recent character pictures

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9. Accidentally left a soda in the freezer overnight and it gently exploded.

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10. Almost nailed it…

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11. Time Constraints

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12. My coworker tried to eat a starburst.

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13. Got the ball stuck, and my shoe trying to get it,

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14. Someone tried to eat an artificial apple

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15. While trying to add a light switch, I just watched my father-in-law drill out the top of my wall. On the 2nd try, he drilled through my hot water pipe.

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16. As I’m boarding I realize I have the only broken screen on the plane. This is why I don’t play the lottery.

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17. Red-eye flight Seattle to NY and I don’t know these kids. That’s my seat in the middle

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18. I was just de-tangling the passenger belt from the driver’s side when it snapped out of my hand and lodged itself under the parking brake. Neither brake nor belt would budge. Had to call for a tow.

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19. When you ignore the caution tape and lose your shoes.

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20. How an ordinary day turns into an adventure

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21. Hopes died along with this pie

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22. Just bought this. Finished setting it up and peeled the safety stickers off. (These are supposed to come up)

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23. I ordered bruschetta from my local pizza store

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24. My buddy and I left immediately.

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