I hate when people ask me what do I do....I'm hot...I think that's enough.
The pre-orders crashed the website. Lol
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees; sycamore
Who said men are useless?
I'm pretty sure the Zootopia joke had a double meaning, Disney sneaking in some dirty jokes for the parents lol.
Ah, the year I was born.
That play-doh one hurt my soul.
I wake up and I suffer.
There is a way of saying '??????????' in real life. I like to say hhMMMmmmMMMmmhm!! with lots of hand motions and a very scrunched up face.
OMG, god bless these poor dads.
'After this is all over' was a fun sentence to say back in April.
The cats kissing in the jack o lantern.
I just think it's important.
There was a hooter outside my window last night too.
Congratulations to Optimus Prime on his impending fatherhood.
Who doesn't season their pigeons??