The pen is pettier than the sword.

Why drunk-text an ex when you can text your mom instead?

Why you screenshotting me?

Let’s laugh together!

Life with pets is rarely simple and never boring.

There is SOME good left in this world.

You'll never travel the same way again.

Tinder exists ya know.

You learn so much so fast.

Sometimes you have to take a risk to get that right swipe.

I was so lazy I slept for dinner.

Everyone has come across unlucky situations and the best thing to do is just take it easy.

I can only be pushed so far.

There are a whole lot of "HELL IS REAL" billboards apparently.

As perfect as most wedding photos seem, there's a lot of chaos behind them.

These people really exist.