What Was The Most Asshole-ish Thing Your Cat Has Ever Done?
I'm going to do this because I know you don't want me to.
18 Tweets Only People Who Shop At Costco Can Truly Understand
"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." — Costco
25 Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Women
I'll rest my bitch face when I'm dead.
Here’s Some Travel Hacks For Saved You Money
Travel is the only luxury on which you could save money!
28 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What It’s REALLY Like Being German
You know you are German when the word 'eating' is a verb, a noun and a city.
32 Tweets That Are So Funny You’ll Wish You Wrote Them
Hate when people don't believe my exaggerations. Like, yeah I did wait 7 weeks for the bus once just fuck off.
My Neighbor Is Weird
It's the best security system you could get.
What Are The Most Common Lies Women Tell Men?
I have nothing to wear.
The Most Disturbing Short Stories
I read a few six-word short stories, a few of which were very depressing.
25+ Tweets That Will Make Your Sides Hurt From Laughing So Much
How are these SO FUNNY.
18 Tweets That Are The Story Of Your Fucking Life
henry VIII found four more women to marry him after he cut his wife's head off and i can't get a txt back
25 Celebrity Tweets You Missed From The Emmys
My outfit for the Emmys: tightie-whities by Calvin. Chips by Ruffles.
What Is Oddly Illegal In Your Country?
You may not sing in the bathtub.
20 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard in L.A.
We‘ve all been taught that it‘s not polite to listen to somebody else‘s private conversations.
18 Hilarious Tweets By Women This Week
Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's 'true friendship' but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's 'ma'am.'