I hate networking.
Look! I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!
Paper jam had me cry laughing.
A relationship should be 50/50. he buys me a Dior bag & I add him to my private story.
Who tf doesn’t wash/replace pillows for TEN YEARS?
Teachers can virtually do anything.
Yorkshire Kylie Jenner TOOK ME TF OUT.
A relationship should be 50/50. 50% sharkboy 50% lavagirl.
Careful, it's soup.
But seriously where is the cats body?
My best one was 'limited time boner' was supposed to be bonus. Fun stuff.
It's your time.
I love all these. It's what you need today.
Always think twice before posting.
I get accidentally washing gloves but how do you accidentally wash a block of cheese???