#1 On appropriate baby gifts:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/120048041617/dwarfishaxis-slashfilled-mind-kyriarchy

#2 On the weather:

https://bansheesandhellhounds.tumblr.com/post/111559451884/punks-not-tragedies-so-i-was-reading-my

#3 On Australian wildlife:

https://australians-assemble.tumblr.com/post/117370293462/monotoneminor-haave-you-met-ted

#4 And the birds in particular:

https://soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog.tumblr.com/post/41856468924/amour-vengeance-later-homenuggets-my-friend

#5 On fashion:

https://iwillmindfuckyou.tumblr.com/post/105162194268/australian-government-australian-government

#6 On the time:

https://orgasmic-humor.tumblr.com/post/114732507950

#7 On the Great Emu War:

https://h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s.tumblr.com/post/61007438587

#8 And how it all began:

https://polarizingtroye.tumblr.com/post/126266353660/do-you-have-any-facts-about-australia-i-have-to-a

#9 On Australian English:

https://concretestate.tumblr.com/post/117216274966/bagelbitesofficial-goondrinker-smashes-a

#10 And all its subtleties:

https://myfriendscallmekazzy.tumblr.com/post/110518503661/whats-the-most-australian-sentence-you-can-string

#11 On Macca’s:

https://slothlifechoseme.tumblr.com/post/54091691255/runyouclevertimelord-spankmeniall

#12 And trying to translate Cheeky Nando’s:

https://murphels.tumblr.com/post/119282881689/cheeky-nandos-australian-translation

#13 On Australian delicacies:

https://baconfather.tumblr.com/post/126626000837/leela-summers-australian-cuisine-are-you

#14 And sausage sizzles:

https://imperator-spewriosa.tumblr.com/post/125635803723/marisolwriteswords-hollowedskin

#15 And biscuits:

https://rosiedoll.tumblr.com/post/95037136164/breadmaakesyoufat-fabled-foreigntongues

#16 And the greatest treat of all:

https://plantohead.tumblr.com/post/39125653996/my-dad-gave-me-a-golden-gaytime-ive-never-been

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