1. DAMN
Just put coke in my water cup at Chipotle with a cop next to me in line.
@AnnaBloemer

@tylerkelp

2. BADASS OVER HERE
Ordered a water cup, put lemonade in it as I stood beside a cop
AwwYeaCourts

@SteezySterls

3. LOCK HIM UP

@MisterPryor35

4. INSANITY. PURE INSANITY
Stared this cop down as I filled up my water cup with lemonade

@FreeWillly58

5. OOOOOH DAMN
Yesterday in one of the most high stakes moments of my life- I put Hi-C in a water cup next to a cop in a McDonald’s. I could be in jail rn
@YaDingoid

6. HELLO, 911? IT’S ME AGAIN. NO — YES, YES IT’S ABOUT SODA
I just filled up a water cup with sweet tea. While standing next to a cop. That’s what you call balls ladies and gents
@fratdaddyfrost

@edgyloner

7. WOW
stared a cop in the face while putting sprite in a water cup today like a bad ass
@kansasmyass

8. WELL, BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT
Got a water cup and put lemonade in it

@Axorino

9. *KENDRICK LAMAR VOICE* DAMN
Dude cop gave me the stink eye cause I got lemonade in the water cup.

@Nick_Burdett

10. *GUY WHO JUST STUBBED HIS TOE VOICE* ALSO DAMN
Filling up your water cup with Coke in front of a cop
@jlisto42

11. *KID ROCK VOICE* I. AM. AN AMERICAN BADASS
Just got lemonade in my water cup while a cop was standing right next to me.
@austinwachukwu

12. *KID THAT HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A ROCK VOICE* HELP ME
I just stole mt dew in my water cup right the fuck in front of a cop im wild bro
@Justin_kawa6

@Mu_KAY_Lu

13. JEEZ LOUISE! LOUISE I SAY!
filled up my cup of water with diet coke next to a cop. PEAK bad boy life
@leisurely_lenny

@StilNoValentine

14. WELL, SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME CHARLIE. DO IT!
Just got soda in a water cup at Chipotle right in front of a cop
@quesadeeelia

15. IT’S ALL TOO MUCH
Just filled up a water cup with sprite right in front of a cop
@calebthompson05

16. HOW DO PEOPLE THIS TRULY INSANE LIVE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF OUR MONOTONOUS SOCIETY?
There’s a cop next me at chipotle. Bet your ass I’m fillin that water cup with Sprite.
@TheSamhedrin

17. THINK ABOUT THE LEMONADE… THINK ABOUT THE LEMONADE
Adrenaline was rushing & heart was pumping at an all time high today when I filled my water cup up with lemonade right by a cop at chipotle
@Sdise81

@B_Dubb20

18. IT’S ALL JUST TOO BADASS

@underwood_syd