I'm driving halfway across the country to go to a specific zoo that sells the good dipping dots y'all want some?

When I am a grandparent, I shall only be referred to as salami.

That crocodile/alligator looked so disappointed in itself.

When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees; sycamore

I'm pretty sure the Zootopia joke had a double meaning, Disney sneaking in some dirty jokes for the parents lol.

Ah, the year I was born.

I wake up and I suffer.

There is a way of saying '??????????' in real life. I like to say hhMMMmmmMMMmmhm!! with lots of hand motions and a very scrunched up face.

'After this is all over' was a fun sentence to say back in April.

I just think it's important.

There was a hooter outside my window last night too.

Congratulations to Optimus Prime on his impending fatherhood.

Oh my god the ham curring kid...

Mariah Carey responding to tweets about her music is always hilarious.

OMG I feel for that woman in Luann’s photo.

That mask is cute but worthless.