The ~newcomer~

I'm new on here… #DatingProfileWhiteLies

— Uhhmi (@ohhsquirrel) May 20, 2019

The job title enhancer

I work in the finance industry handling currency exchanges between our company and its customers.#DatingProfileWhiteLies pic.twitter.com/QyhTWA42vB

— Mr. Christopher (@iamalmostlegend) May 20, 2019

The traveler

I travel often.

..from my bed, to my couch, to my fridge

#DatingProfileWhiteLies

— Mel Nikól (@LVMelL0) May 20, 2019

The amicable ex

My ex and I parted ways amicably #DatingProfileWhiteLies pic.twitter.com/uistSVB8mU

— ynoT Tony? (@commisurbator) May 20, 2019

The “single” person

He said he is single #DatingProfileWhiteLies

— MFB (@stamishinc) May 20, 2019

The “this is a recent photo” person

“Recent photo” #DatingProfileWhiteLies

— #HumpDayHashTags Devin Nunes Camel – “Humpy” (@HumpDayHashTags) May 20, 2019

The adventurer

Active and loves adventure in nature. #DatingProfileWhiteLies

—(@Glass1ncision) May 20, 2019

The “I’m great in bed” person

#DatingProfileWhiteLies am GREAT in bed!pic.twitter.com/jqvjMPhxsq

—MFing Fletchy(@Darth_Pingu) May 20, 2019

The non-smoker

#DatingProfileWhiteLies I don't smoke.

— Anonymously, Amy (@anonymously_amy) May 21, 2019

The anti-LTR person

#DatingProfileWhiteLies Not looking for a long term relationship, unless I fall in love with you on the first date in which case we can either get married or I can stalk you. Lady's choice!@firstandmonday pic.twitter.com/qU3DjmAQuV

— Bruce Harris (@thebruceharris) May 20, 2019

The walker

“Enjoys long walks.” #DatingProfileWhiteLies pic.twitter.com/F7DM1wmXdI

— “Laughing Jack” Cantrip (@JackCantrip) May 20, 2019

The basement dweller

#DatingProfileWhiteLies I live in a nice subterrenean place pic.twitter.com/Zbq1e04VAN

— Carl Hult (@Carlswall) May 20, 2019

The hatfisher

50% of men over 30: I may be wearing a hat in every picture, but don't worry. I'm not hatfishing you. I totally have all my hair. #DatingProfileWhiteLies pic.twitter.com/PPGRenfFhk

— Jennifer Korey (@JenniferKorey) May 20, 2019

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