1. This dog who destroyed the living room and felt no remorse

My dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM

2. This bad girl who ate all of her human’s McDonald’s

Get a dog they said , it would be fun they said. Thanks

3. This roughhouser who redecorated the living room while his mom was away

Mom got a new plant. I said “nope.”

4. This dog who nearly drowned his human sibling

Well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister

5. This ruthless pug who ran over their doggy sibling with their wheelchair


6. This tiny troublemaker who put the ~happy~ in “Happy Thanksgiving!”


7. This golden terror who didn’t like her bed so she destroyed it


8. This Boston terrier who literally ate his human’s homework


9. This pug whose poop got smeared all over the house


10. This mischievous dog who destroyed a beanbag chair and then reveled in the destruction

Get a dog, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. LOOK AT THIS SH*T. Then they got the nerve to be smiling.

11. This naughty boy who decided to take a mud bath


12. This little floof who had an accident in the house but is still so proud

This is Poppy. She’s doing her best.13/10 hopes you’re proud of her

13. This dog who has a personal vendetta against sunglasses

For the most part having a dog is awesome. But sometimes it’s like living with an a*shole who wrecks all your stuff when you’re not around.. Total wrecked sunglasses count: 7

14. This dog who stole a massive cut of prime rib

Bad Dog! No prime rib dinner tonight! Smarty pants went from couch to table to kitchen counter while we were out !

15. This naughty dog who chewed off the limbs of his human sister’s dolls

What happens when you have girls and dogs