#1 This confusing moment:

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#2 This accidental email:

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#3 This broken Sims character:

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#4 This school play gone wrong:

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#5 This secret about Shrek:

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#6 This daddy:

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#7 This inattentive student:

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#8 This anatomical failure:

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#9 This surprisingly true deduction:

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#10 This A+ remark:

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#11 This interesting choice of words:

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#12 This failed attempt:

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#13 This bloody birthday cake:

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#14 This unsavory moment:

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#15 This weird pizza order:

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#16 This accurate conclusion:

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#17 This two-legged giraffe:

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#18 This terrible joke:

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#19 This Shreklace:

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#20 This funny grammar lesson:

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#21 This compelling theory:

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#22 This iconic quote:

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#23 This word vomit:

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#24 This terrifying advice:

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#25 This educational response:

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#26 This woman who’s probably from Florida:

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#27 This life-hack gone wrong:

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#28 And, of course, the worst (or best?) job résumé ever:

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