#1

Honestly I'm so clumsy but I have no idea I'm clumsy. I always find random bruises like oh hello where did you come from?

— Veronica Merrell (@veronicamerrell) October 1, 2017

#2

I’m embarrassingly uncoordinated I can trip over air

— jace (@jacelynhebertt) April 14, 2019

#3

I don't always wear white shirts, but when I do, you can bet I SPILL SOMETHING ON IT

— Kierra Caissey (@caisseyk) August 20, 2016

#4

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.

— Louise Thompson (@LouiseAThompson) June 21, 2019

#5

If you ever see me trip over my own feet please don’t say anything. I know what I did

— Nia Sioux (@NiaSioux) April 7, 2019

#6

Out-clumsying me is the best way to put me at ease. So if we ever meet, spill drinks on yourself, trip over your own feet, walk out of the café and leave me alone.

— Her. (@aworldinpages) June 17, 2019

#7

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#8

I tripped and fell but I yelled "parkour!" before I hit the ground so it doesn't count as clumsy.

— AmosMoses (@AmosMoses79) December 7, 2018

#9

I drop my phone so much, that I don’t even check for damage anymore.

— Nina Ansaroff (@NinaAnsaroff) October 31, 2019

#10

the reason I’m a lover and not a fighter is because the only time I tried to actually fight someone (for fun) I managed to hurt myself before we even started

— ً (@buckystarIight) October 30, 2019

#11

IM SO CLUMSY IT'S NOT EVEN CUTE IT'S LITERALLY FRUSTRATING I COULD TRIP AND SPILL AND DROP THINGS IN MY SLEEP OK CAMILA

— camila (@Camila_Cabello) July 19, 2013

#12

i can think of so many ways i would injure myself on those stairs https://t.co/8OT3FbYtH7

— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) September 24, 2019

#13

I see that ninja warrior wall like 'pfft could do that' despite the fact that one time I injured myself by sneezing and smashing my head into a beer bottle.

— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) October 29, 2019

#14

if ur having a bad day know that i just spilled coffee all over me in public and stood in the bathroom, pantsless, holding my pants under the hand dryer.

— Bryana Salaz (@bryanasalaz) August 13, 2019

#15

I've been holding this in for years now but in high school i was out for 3 days because of a back injury, i hurt it so badly i couldn't walk, i had to be carried everywhere, but what people didn't know was that it was caused by playing ddr…that's right, dance dance revolution

— shawty need a refund (@pakolamamii) July 3, 2018

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