#1 The person who decided that this is how pizza should be cut.

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#2 The person who was maybe going to drink out of this but oh god I hope not.

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#3 The person who presented this hot dog pie

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#4 The person who invented pizza IN a pineapple.

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#5 The person who thought French fries needed melted gummy bears as a topping.

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#6 The person who wanted apple sauce as a dipping condiment.

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#7 The person who created a sushi roll with ONLY a pickle.

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#8 The person who put sprinkles on sushi.

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#9 The person who invented this sandwich.

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#10 The person who made…whatever this is.

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#11 The person who made a conscious decision to call this a pizza.

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#12 The person who found an interesting dip for their pretzels.

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#13 The person who thought this might be delightful.

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#14 The person who garnished their mac ‘n’ cheese with a carrot.

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#15 The person who made this executive decision.

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