1. This accurate depiction of cooked spinach
Cooking spinach pic.twitter.com/FqLdJrXQFM
— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 31, 2016
2. This handy pasta cooking guide
How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) May 23, 2013
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong
3. This hard truth for anyone cooking in a small apartment
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) December 29, 2014
4. And this genius solution
Billion dollar idea.
— Lemerica (@lemmywinkler) May 5, 2015
A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"
5. This gourmet pickup line
Are you mirepoix at the bottom of the pan? Cause baby I'm fond of you. #CulinaryPuns #Puns
— Emma Claire Smith (@Chef_E_Claire) September 19, 2014
6. How bakers tell you they’re busy
It was apparently too hard to type the word "hi."#CookingJokes pic.twitter.com/eGMk9VWZQm
— Wackovidz88 (@wackovidz88) December 4, 2016
7. This offal attempt at a joke
How do you know when you should throw out the meat in your fridge?
— Darren Anderson (@Icedpyre) February 6, 2017
It looks offal.#chefpuns
8. When you’re feeling both gourmet and lazy
#chefhumor #chefjokes #chef #cheflife #humor #funnyjokes #kitchen #foodnetwork #funny #cook #souschef pic.twitter.com/qdRBGrIi2r
— UR Fav Photographer (@AmidNiteRomeo) April 13, 2017
9. The saddest spice of them all
@PMuss1 #culinaryjokes pic.twitter.com/6h4SUphsdq
— P Squared (@paytonpope30) May 8, 2014
10. This valuable piece of advice for preventing ~melt~ downs
Don't ever piss off a master chocolatier… They're known for their temper :3 #chefpuns
— Carlos G.2 (@jeremynix) February 7, 2013
11. Every time you grate cheese
#Lunchtime #ChefMeme hehe! Who else does this?! #Sneaky pic.twitter.com/gsnlj4ADci
— Marlin Catering (@MarlinCatering) December 18, 2015
12. This roux that is both buttery and bulletproof
WE CAN FIGHT OUR DESIRES, WHOOOOH #cookinghumor #roux pic.twitter.com/IoNJPo37Rl
— Ned (@OTedward) March 22, 2016
13. This walk-in cooler that’s about to narrate my life
Couldn't resist! #ChefHumor pic.twitter.com/MrRAZcebCS
— Christopher O'Harra (@ChefOHarra) October 26, 2015
14. This punny chef who needed to clarify something
JUST TO CLARIFY – i was talking abou warm butter lmao #cookingjokes
— sandy whistleton (@djbuttstuff) October 24, 2014
15. Every time you go to the fridge or pantry
That moment you realise you have forgotten what you came in to the fridge for #cheflife pic.twitter.com/oocTGFfDGU
— paul (@plshearing) May 14, 2016
16. When you open the door to a convection oven
Every Time Opening The Oven #memes #cheflife #chefmeme #chef pic.twitter.com/wPtIiefEEo
— Chef's Office (@chefsofficeuk) September 8, 2016
17. This creme brûlée that somehow split after it baked
Well that's one way of splitting a Creme Brûlée #chefhumor #cheflife #chefduanekeller pic.twitter.com/DVfkEGNBjV
— Chef Duane Keller (@ChefDuaneKeller) March 4, 2017