1.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
@TheBoydP

2.
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
@onherperiod

3.
me at age 10: why do adults like HGTV me 10 years later: tile floors? with THOSE cabinets?? ugh, you’re killing me, deborah!!!
@femaIes

4.
AGING ACTUALLY MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE IF YOU CONSIDER THE FACT THAT SKELETONS ARE COOL AS HELL
@SICKOFWOLVES

5.
Your 30′s mostly consist of getting excited when you find out a professional athlete is older than you.
@behindyourback

6.
20s: I can do anything I want, the world is my oyster
30s: standing here hurts my back
@senderblock23

7.
You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
@unapologetiicb

8.
my anti-aging skincare regime consists of a plan to eventually get bitten by a vampire
@behindyourback

9.
i think the older we get the more interested in trees we become becuase we start relating to trees more than we do to other peopel
@jonnysun

10.
its important to get your shit together at an early age, so that when you get older, you have a big cohesive pile of shit
@mikefossey

11.
I am “if I have a hand stamp on the weekend it’s from a children’s museum” years old.
@KenJennings

12.
You can track how gracefully you’re aging by how often you mutter, “Oh God” whenever you stand up.
@pattonoswalt

13.
Ever since I turned 50, reading has become horribly similar to filling a bath with the plug out.
@hughlaurie

14.
You know you’re getting old when all of your injuries are a result of “sleeping weird”
@theyearofelan

15.
Do I put down my age in earth years or amount of joint pain?
@shelbyfero

16.
Give it up if your self-esteem has finally emerged from childhood trauma just in time for your life’s slow aging downslope!!!
@annadrezen

17.
Kind of getting into this whole “going to bed early” thing old people keep going on about.
@michaelianblack

18.
Life goals change as you get older. For example as a kid I wanted to be a veterinarian and now I just aspire to make it through the workday.
@OhNoSheTwitnt

19.
i would hate to be someone who is “gone too soon” but i love that it suggests there’s an age to die where we go “ahh… right on time”
@electrolemon

20.
AGE 10: I want to see the entire world.
AGE 26: I want to try 3-5 more hummus brands.
@tylerschmall