1.
Me: I’m going to be productive today
Also me, after running one errand: i deserve this 4 hour break
andlikelaura / Via twitter.com
2.
me: *constantly craves affection & physical touch*
also me: *doesnt reply to anyone who could possibly give this to me*
eatmeanj / Via twitter.com
3.
Me- “Why do I get sick so often?!”
Also Me- “eats 30 pounds of candy and doesn’t sleep ever”
NathanTriska / Via twitter.com
4.
Me: I’m going to study my a*s off tonight and get sh*t done
Also me:
ColIegeStudent / Via twitter.com
5.
me: likes to stay up late
also, me: likes to get up early
also, also, me: gets 3 hours of sleep
also, also, also, me: im dead
90sclubkid / Via tumblr.com
6.
when you’re clingy and distant at the same time and don’t know how express ur emotions properly
INDIEWASHERE / Via twitter.com
7.
When u deal with being sad by listening to sad music
MikaelaLong / Via twitter.com
8.
me: *scrolls through twitter happily*
also me: *remembers all my homeworks, projects, exams*
me again: *scrolls through twitter stressfully*
zariyahmelissa / Via twitter.com
9.
Me: Ugh why am I single
Also Me:
Perfect Guy “hey”
Me: “Hey”…. “I just really don’t think this is gonna work out. You’re really nice. Have a good life. Bye”
jmuench0 / Via twitter.com
10.
me: im fine
also me:
ACommonFemaIe / Via twitter.com
11.
Me: oh no I can’t have a soda, too much sugar.
Also me, every weekend: oooo yes please a 48 oz blended margarita with a sugar rim.
hannahclairerd / Via twitter.com
12.
me: i need to stop making impulse purchases
also me:
jonnymelll / Via twitter.com
13.
“i study better at night”
me @ 9pm :
okstahn / Via twitter.com
14.
Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed
Via BuzzFeed, Preview photo credit: MikaelaLong / Via twitter.com