1.
“oh ok” actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway
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2.
“Did you sleep well”
Me:
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3.
If you’re ever with me and someone comes up to me and starts talking and I don’t introduce you, it’s strictly because I don’t remember their name. So please feel free to be a dope person and introduce yourself so I can then hear said name and pretend I knew it the whole time.
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4.
I deada*s be trying to take 2-3 minute naps in the morning, alarm goes off at 7:35 and I’m like “shii I’ll get up at 7:38″
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5.
My conscience escorting me to my messages once a week to reply to all the friends i’ve been ignoring
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6.
Every work email I send:
Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily
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7.
Instagram: look how lovely my life is
Twitter: look at my life falling apart
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8.
School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes
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9.
I’m impressed with how ugly I’m willing to look in public these days
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10.
2008: I don’t talk to strangers on the internet.
2018: I only talk to strangers on the internet.
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11.
Do u ever want to take a nap but the nap doesnt want to take u
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12.
“But you said your 10 mins away”
First of all I didn’t say where I’m 10 mins away from
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13.
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14.
How come when i eat just a buttered piece of bread at home it’s a struggle meal but when i eat just a buttered piece of bread at a restaurant i’m like wow the luxury of it all
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15.
Sibling culture is not talking to each other for awhile and then texting them “this is you” along with a picture of an ugly bird you found online
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16.
One week into vacation
My body: please, a vegetable.
Me: a croissant?
My body: I’m begging you, a single leaf of kale.
Me: so another bowl of pasta?
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