1. Should I be ashamed that I only came here for the samples?

drkaylarandhawa

2. Do I really need THAT much of my favorite food?

ciaomichaella

3. Is today the day I break down and finally buy the giant bear?

hayanana

4. It’s smart to buy more so I never run out, right?!

laurentayyy83

5. And who decides what items get sold in bulk anyways?

TheKidJayM

6. Why am I about to wait in this sample line? Why is it taking so long? Don’t I have better things to do?

mattinrt

7. Do I have space in my cabinet for all this?

jamie.lynn04

8. Do I even need to bother with the gym after all this heavy lifting?

carlyflumer

9. Am I out of toilet paper already?

kendra.heff

10. Do you think people can see through my sample-scheming habits?

janjan_memes

11. Why do people walk so slow?

ShannonReader

12. Is it bad if I order a slice of pizza even though I just had dozens of samples?

CostcoConoiseur

13. At this point in life, I would be more upset if I lost my Costco card than if I lost my credit card.

comicralph21

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