#1

my friend got a kitten and this is how he sleeps pic.twitter.com/9N8DXad3Yx

— melanie (@inalemontree) September 14, 2020

#2

do americans know that british teachers apologise if a video that we are watching is american

— mills⁷ (@IMPRlNTAE) September 14, 2020

#3

In case you guys are wondering how being manager is going……no one showed up today because I forgot to make this weeks schedule

— ari (@AriiiGonzalezV) September 14, 2020

#4

girls be like “happy birthday to the craziest person i know” and it’s just sarah

— Rachel (@femaleredhead) September 16, 2020

#5

Me popping up with my new man after I told everyone I’m just trying to focus on myself pic.twitter.com/KKMBD5SG32

— ari. (@_119721) September 17, 2020

#6

tf is wrong with manslaughter? are men not allowed to laugh

— b i t t e r (@bitterzx) September 18, 2020

#7

pic.twitter.com/hNauVjYcgM

— val (@veeveereyes) September 15, 2020

#8

Interesting 1* review of Pride & Prejudice on Amazonpic.twitter.com/lYAbROllvp

— Emily Brand (@EJBrand) September 18, 2020

#9

i hate when people ask me what do i do….i’m hot…i think that’s enough

— miski (@musegold) September 16, 2020

#10

short hair // long hair https://t.co/4TMw896VkM pic.twitter.com/OlA1tJ7t5T

— Hafsah Faizal (@hafsahfaizal) September 13, 2020

#11

Ashley Tisdale’s baby registry:

-towels imported from Turkey
-turkey imported from Maine

— Erin M (@erinmurray16) September 17, 2020

#12

I bet his name is Spot pic.twitter.com/hOmgiCaDcm

— Living Morganism (@ok_girlfriend) September 12, 2020

#13

If you think you’re having a bad day I bet I have you beat pic.twitter.com/BUkWd9ma7a

— alexa (@baileyalexaaa) September 12, 2020

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#14

This is the funniest text i have ever received in my ENTIRE LIFE and i want it put on my grave pic.twitter.com/40waWL0opH

— kristina ◡̈ (@kristinascotto) September 19, 2020

#15

i want to be a jellyfish no brain no thoughts just float in the ocean and look pretty

— ZENDAYA WON (@dykeangst) September 12, 2020

#16

i do not have the work ethic to be involved in a pyramid scheme

— sydney battle (@SydneyBattle) September 16, 2020

#17

Just so I'm being honest. #SciMomJourneys pic.twitter.com/4yZMKtVxwP

— Gretchen Goldman, PhD (@GretchenTG) September 15, 2020

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