1. Minnesota
Welcome to the USA’ version of Canada.
joshychrist
2. Washington
Trees and weed and water and rain and coffee.
dacafinator15
3. HAWAII
You’re not welcome, but we’ll take your money.
reddit
4. Arizona
Beige in every way imaginable.
omnithought
5. Maine
1/2 yuppie, 1/2 hillbilly and also Stephen King.
a_rmiller84
6. New York
NYC is not all of New York
There are a lot of fun things to do in the rest of the state.
theHamburglersNugget
7. Wisconsin
It’s too cold to be sober.
xueimel
8. Texas
The most american ‘Murican part of America
guccigreene
9. Alabama
We may be 49th in everything, but thank God for Mississippi.
yru1
10. California
Whatever makes your state special, somewhere here we have one almost as good, or better.
reddit
11. Alaska
We can’t actually see Russia from our backyards.
Azal8522
12. North Carolina
Slowly joining civilization.
CompMolNeuro
13. Oklahoma
F*ck Texas
sir_flagon
14. Florida
A humid place filled with tourists, old people, rednecks.
marveloriddle
15. Indiana
Where rednecks and northerners collide.
captainloudmouth
16. Michigan
It’s cold in the winter, warm in the summer, and it’s pop not soda.
rambunctiousmango
17. Mississippi
Everything is the sh*ttiest here.
Wakeboarder223
18. Louisiana
New Orleans is a fun place full of good people, Cajun country is filled with Gallic charm, and we’re sorry about the rest.
pashtun_far
19. New Jersey
Hope you like traffic.
BishopWicked
20. Pennsylvania
Western and Eastern cities hate each other, and the middle is Amish folk and farms.
jessipirate
21. Delaware
It’s fine.
reddit
22. Kentucky
With horses, bourbon, and state parks, we’re not as bad as you’ve heard.
mwatwe01
23. Illinois
Everyone will tell you they’re from Chicago when they grew up in the suburbs.
wrestlingfan007
24. Nevada
Legal gambling, legal prostitution. Lots of beautiful desert, Area 51. 24/7 liquor stores.
libertyseeker775
25. Idaho
We’re not Iowa
Wanderingjackelope
26. Maryland
It is acceptable to put Old Bay Seasoning on any/all food items.
reddit
27. North Dakota
Same as South Dakota.
diggens00
28. Rhode Island
The poor man’s Massachusetts.
sinnermanz
29. Utah
Mormons and Snowboarding
aLonelyFuck
30. Oregon
We’re good at recycling!
tugboattoottoot
31. Montana
The rest of the country doesn’t know sh*t about us.
dontbreadonme
32. Nebraska
Corn and football; All we have, and all we need.
retroman000
33. Vermont
The surrounding states come here to ski and gawk at scenery and buy maple syrup.
MountainsAndTrees
34. Iowa
Iowa exists.
XBLINK182FUGYEAHX
35. Kansas
It’s flat, and really windy.
JBeContact
36. Missouri
Too far north to have mild winters, too far south to have mild summers.
The_Insane_Gamer
37. New Mexico
We’re poor and we consider “pain” a flavor.
zandyman
38. Connecticut
It’s great being so close to Boston and NYC but in reality we rarely leave home.
MsWhimsy
39. Virginia
The farther you go north, the richer they are!
SendMeYourTiny_Tits
40. Colorado
Too many Californians and Floridans are moving here.
Kng_Wasabi
41. West Virginia
Don’t you say one damn negative thing about coal.
spacehoney
42. South Carolina
Land of sweet tea, rednecks and “Hey! We seceded from the Union first!”
Endofear
43. Massachusetts
We take all your money and destroy your car with our sh*thole roads.
I_Cant_Alphabet
44. Ohio
A state where it is acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time.
xRavax
45. South Dakota
The record for fastest temperature change.
2013RedditChampion
46. New Hampshire
Beautiful landscape in all 4 seasons. Full of f*cking a*sholes.
Liar_tuck
47. Tennessee
Go vols and look at that mountain.
reddit
48. Wyoming
Get the hell out while you still can!
angry-all-the-time
49. Arkansas
LOTS of chicken farms.
MST3Kimber
50. Georgia
We have waffle house and Asians.
Hyoto
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