1.
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: In your chair, but asking better questions @AmiRul_FiQri165

2. interviewer: What do you bring to the table? Me: My drink. @drunk

3.
Interviewer: so what do you have planned for the future?
Me: lunch
Interviewer: no like long term?
Me: oh…dinner. @EpicMahonelover

4.
Interviewer: As far as your availability, how flexible can your hours be?
Me: @YourFavvBaddie

5.
Interviewer: Any questions?
Me: If only means one what does only one mean? @TheBoydP

6.
ME: if you were an item on McDonalds value menu what would you be and why?
INTERVIEWER: the idea is actually for us to ask you the questions @NoTheOtherJohn

7.
Interviewer: What are your skills?
Me: Throwing shade, talking shit, complaining @SouthernHomo

8.
Job Interviewer: What is your greatest accomplishment?
Me: You mean legally? @gobmentcheese

9.
Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore; I’ve won the house cup. @HogwartsRadio

10.
Interviewer: what do you want to do with your life?
Me: I aspire to be in this level of comfort @CutPics

11.
INTERVIEWER: would you say you’re independent?
ME: [looks at mom] [mom nods] i’d say so, yes @FemaleStruggIes

12.
interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses
me: broad shoulders and a chiseled jaw line @QueenOfSass

13.
Job interviewer: Would people say you are reliable?
Me: *shows snap streak of 471*
Job interviewer: when can you start? @feliciad1

14.
*at job interview*
interviewer: why do you want to work for our company?
me:
@LazyMcFail

15.
Interviewer: Would you call yourself a hard worker?
Me: Absolutely! I make almost everything harder than it has to be.. @FloresLouis

16.
interviewer: do you have any special talents?
me:
@Terrbear001

17.
Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Me: because you’re hiring @AnimalPlizanet

18.
job interviewer: well tell me about yourself
me: @fkneckdeepm8

19.
Interviewer:”Tell me about something you love doing that’s not related to your major/career”
Me:”Uhhhhh I love food. Like really love food” @OmarToutounji

20.
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: finding out I’m a secret princess and inheriting the Genovian crown @PetiteBlondine