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#10

boy I thought this was a Doberman with a pedicure pic.twitter.com/3MCWhSmtSb

(@_papacito_) August 15, 2019

#11

the other day my little cousin forgot to take the spoon off of her plate before warming up her leftovers… pic.twitter.com/Dr4TeRICm5

— Da'Shaun (@_iAmRoyal) August 22, 2019

#12

How I clean up when I do it without someone telling me to do it pic.twitter.com/3AzTChZpuF

— Aja(@Ajanaenaexo) August 20, 2019

#13

My organs after I wake up at 2 am and drink the bottle of water by my bed pic.twitter.com/eohvtqBCZp

— Lance(@KingLRG_) August 21, 2019

#14

Smart, cute little boy
pic.twitter.com/3EeAu7HTP8

— Dr 101(@faithfully_I) August 20, 2019

#15

Toddler: Mommy. What do you call a dinosaur poot?

Me: I don’t know. Tell me.

Toddler: *giggling excessively*

Me: *chuckling nervously*

Toddler: A blast from the past!

Both of us: pic.twitter.com/hLs96foYBt

— Hot Girl May Parker (@Steph_I_Will) August 21, 2019

#16

When it’s time to get your money from people that owe you. pic.twitter.com/HV6UnFHnLg

— LEGEND (@ChriStylezz) August 20, 2019

#17

Gmail when I sign in on a new device pic.twitter.com/0MPZoJoieB

— Joe Gunn (@joegunn) August 19, 2019

#18

Me when my people need to vent to me. pic.twitter.com/xaGzKviNba

— Lance(@KingLRG_) August 20, 2019

#19

my phone after i take 15 selfies to delete them all pic.twitter.com/IAfLxmkzbR

— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) August 20, 2019

#20

your girl coming over to show you her new nails that she just got done pic.twitter.com/NttaUGTNeS

—  (@lowkeyclutch) August 20, 2019

#21

Am I on drugs? I see a bird https://t.co/uiKGJquKvw

— Noxeema Jackson(@prime_bee) August 20, 2019

#22

Popeyes cooks frying the 739th chicken sandwich of the day & it’s only 2pm pic.twitter.com/OwseXCCgIb

(@DoomzDey_) August 19, 2019

#23

when you fall asleep in class for 5 minutes and then this happens: pic.twitter.com/HrW3QsrpNJ

— USHMEISTER(@kingushbal) August 18, 2019

#24

Me outside as a kid pretending to be Storm and commanding the elements.. pic.twitter.com/3Mm5BnGlge

(@justxhenry) August 19, 2019

#25

*squidward minding his business*

spongebob and patrick: pic.twitter.com/kbSleP778s

— Up Top Culture (@UpTopCulture) August 18, 2019

#26

When I'm broke as fvck then she calls to cancel on the date

Me: pic.twitter.com/EOD5DDC7bU

— Monde(@Monde_Sean) August 19, 2019

#27

How dudes feel when they finally get to be the LITTLE SPOON!!pic.twitter.com/sbbk9dtlhS

— SPECIALK(@kburton_25) August 18, 2019

#28

The Oscar for best death or dying by a duck goes to. pic.twitter.com/FK2fs7bM8S

— jamie (@gnuman1979) August 18, 2019

#29

when you’re in a depressed mood but still try to have fun pic.twitter.com/ir2qgJMMeZ

—  (@lowkeyclutch) August 18, 2019

#30

So this is life outside the womb huh? I’m unimpressed. pic.twitter.com/7iTYWlFklc

— AO (@Primetweets__) August 18, 2019

#31

“ This is a collect call from the Dep—“ pic.twitter.com/wOC7ilFMgI

— Trevor Norris (@trevor_norris0) August 18, 2019

#32

Picky eaters after eating something that isn’t chicken strips and fries pic.twitter.com/k1W4B8hbpB

— ash(@ashleyadg_) August 17, 2019

#33

Me, leaving the function immediately after arriving pic.twitter.com/8OrVeEm8AU

— Thomas Michael Shelby Stan Account (@FannyG187) August 17, 2019

#34

Walking into my kids HS graduation bc I had them at 42: pic.twitter.com/7Om5Ghmi9z

— LARRY BIRDIE(@_birdiejackson) August 18, 2019

#35

*plans a trip*

Groupchat when it’s time to pay: pic.twitter.com/gjwsvjRMSt

— Lance(@KingLRG_) August 22, 2019

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