#1 It’s illegal to keep the light on in a car:

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#2 A tree is going to grow in your stomach:

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#3 You can’t shower during a storm:

(Although, it’s actually not recommended to do this during a storm. So don’t.)
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#4 That seaweed is probably a shark:

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#5 And there’s definitely a shark in the deep end of the pool:


#6 If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer:

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#7 Going to your room is a bad thing:

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#8 The blue part has special powers:


#9 Seriously, that light’s gonna kill you:

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#10 You gotta check behind the curtain:

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#11 Every single adult is absolutely swimming in cash:

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#12 This is the most devastating insult there is:


Or this is:

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#13 Gum will stay inside your stomach forever:

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#14 Quicksand is going to be a HUGE problem:


#15 Your face will stay like that:

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#16 You gotta wait an hour to swim:

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#17 It was perfectly normal for the McAllister’s to have a house like that in Home Alone:

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#18 If you take those tags off you’re goin’ to the slammer:

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#19 Pushing this actually does something:

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#20 Your mom won’t always know best:

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#21 You’re going to have it all figured out by your 20s:

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#22 And, finally…

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