1.
the struggle is real when you can’t reach your laptop charger
procrastinatings

2.
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
wow
every piece of dust in the world
it’s here
mistakxn

3.
those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

bellapalopoli

4.
me, texting a friend late at night: look at this meme real quick
me: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude
me:
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me: look at this meme real quick
lucobutt

5.
it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use
lambrini-socialism

6.
hey girl are you the bottom of my laptop because you’re super hot and I’m getting nervous
imaginarily

7.
my laptop is hotter than me
netlfix

8.
during sex
girlfriend: why are u laughing
me: thought of a meme
sludgebat

9.
sometimes when the internet is boring I get on my phone, as if it contains a different internet that will be less boring
appolsaucy

10.
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
shaymeliaa

11.
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
beautypeen

12.
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
lordoftheinternet

13.
when you finally come out of your room

pastelpinkette

14.
things me and my laptop have in common:
• slow
• difficult to wake up from sleep
• struggles to complete basic tasks
petitepixiee
emits a shrill high whining sound when overheating assassinregrets
Often cannot connect to networks farmerlauren
sometimes suddenly shuts down at inopportune moments not-invented-here

15.
Don’t let your confrontational Internet personality get your ass beat in real life
clublemonade

16.
Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

patientlights

17.
My friends(don’t have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the ‘best of tumblr’ facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i’ve seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it’s variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it’s rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.
ommanyte

18.
*ducts tapes my laptop together* canadumb
*duct tapes my life together* thinsiqnificant
isnt that what i said canadumb