1.
Your Mcm told me to chill when I called you his girl
— Jizzele my Rizzele (@jisselhernandzz) May 18, 2017
2.
your mcm is always posting fake deep essays as captions on his instagram
— virgo queen (@EFFLORESCENE) September 1, 2017
3.
Your MCM pops bottles at the club then calls the bank in the morning to say his card was stolen.
— Figueroa Ford (@FordTheGod) January 26, 2017
4.
Ladies, your MCM trusts his barber with a straight edge razor against his neck but you believe y'all not dating cause he has trust issues.
— Richard Carty (@RCarty62) September 1, 2017
5.
You think your MCM waiting to see you go safely inside before he pull off but he really tryna find a song for the ride home
— Spooky Swish (@LarkSkin_B) June 28, 2017
6.
Your mcm has a license but does he pic.twitter.com/G567KUCRKq
— Hamad (@HJaved420) March 20, 2017
7.
your mcm like 29 years old texting you shit like this pic.twitter.com/A7kIaZvbJk
— Chuck Bass (@MisterClasico) March 13, 2017
8.
Your #MCM Tries To Make Conversation With The Bus Driver But Gets Told "Stand Behind The Line"
— Tony Yeboah (@makedua4me) July 24, 2017
9.
Your #mcm thinks a quarter past 6 is 6:25
— Nic• (@ellis_nic) September 25, 2016
10.
Your mcm says "it's not even like thaaatt" when a girl reminds him he has a girl. Stay blessed beloved.
— 15% Stacey (@BaiKoroma95) September 7, 2017
11.
Your MCM calls popular girls and puts them on loudspeaker so his friends will believe he knows them. He's in his early 30s.
— Litmus Prime (@zubzz__) September 9, 2017
12.
Your mcm listens to Future but doesn’t have one
— Aaron Fountain (@realAFountain) September 3, 2017
13.
@curlthot
14.
@billiemlstrong
15.
@kellboogie_
16.
Your MCM is gonna be at the club before 9 today to get in free. After the club closes, he's gonna ask "Where's the next party?" He's 29.
— Lucy Richardson (@Saint_Louisan) September 1, 2017
17.
Your mcm still refers to you as "that chick from the party" to his friends. Focus on yourself.
— Mark (@MarkyMarkTolsma) September 1, 2017
18.
Your MCM pops bottles at the club but his steering wheel shakes aggressively when he picks up speed to merge onto the interstate .
— Craft Pitt (@BOSS_BAGS) July 24, 2017
19.
Your MCM says he's already on his way back to the apartment when you text him "I'm hungry"
— slaughter queen (@chakagoodson) September 5, 2016
20.
Your MCM whispers '123 go!' to himself when he's about to shower with cold water. Ya it's me, your MCM.
— yute (@Femitrill) September 5, 2017
21.
@Pretty_Keraa
22.
your mcm still holds his shirt under his chin when he pee pee
— donnie (@DONNIEGOODMANNN) July 12, 2017
23.
YOUR MCM HAS FOLLOWED AND UNFOLLOWED ME 14 TIMES ON INSTAGRAM IN SIX WEEKS
— PG(@PettyGWap) September 1, 2017
24.
Your mcm wakes up at 6 am to tweet "Rise and grind " but goes back to sleep right after
— J-Paul (@JacobLeviPaul) January 19, 2016
25.
Your MCM asked to hold the whip while you at work you said yea just don't bring it back on E. He sucked his teeth and said nevermind
— BIG $LIME (@100DollarScrill) September 11, 2017
26.
Your mcm can't use the toilet without pissing on the seat.
— #BackFromAHiatus (@CelDubs) July 10, 2017