1.
Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control.
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) February 27, 2014
Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face.
2.
WIFE: Let's role-play
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 28, 2015
ME: OK
W: U be a teacher
*I get up & leave*
W: Where u going?
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?
3.
Just yelled "F, YOU GUYS!" to my students.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) February 24, 2015
Another perk of being a music teacher…
4. *Teacher Voice* I’ll wait legalmexican
5.
if you don't like me pic.twitter.com/xIlwEOmcyk
— Rude Comedian (@RudeComedian) March 11, 2016
6.
Being a teacher
how i see myself:
how students see me:
iwasyourteacher
7.
Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving.
— Pharaoh (@collo_world) March 10, 2014
8.
STUDENT: what's it like being drunk?
— Ben (@0point5twins) June 4, 2016
TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12.
STUDENT: there are only 3 desks.
9.
[Parent-Teacher Conference]
— Mme Mumsie (@MUMSIEesq) November 16, 2016
Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away
Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!
10.
via Internet
11. So, I was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and… tastefullyoffensive
12.
Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are
— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 6, 2015
Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is?
T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic
13.
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
— Kevin is that bag (@Douchekevin) November 12, 2014
14.
[on a date with a teacher]
— rudy mustang (@roostermustache) September 16, 2016
Me: your eyes are beautiful
Her: yours too
Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you
Her: i don't know CAN YOU
15. My math teacher started filming this kid because he started doing his work for the first time all semester thedailylaughs
16.
Homework. The teachers' way of knowing how smart the parent is.
— beer bitch (@3_livi) May 17, 2013
17.
A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom.
— Kay (@KaysNH) May 31, 2012
18.
Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly.
— Goats? (@Gooooats) October 17, 2013