#1 This confession:

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#2 This literal translation that is so metal:

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#3 This accurate description:

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#4 This realization that very much sums up both the kindness and attitude of the French people:

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#5 This sequence of puns:

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#6 This change in the French version of Harry Potter:

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#7 This written accent:

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#8 This simple explanation:

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#9 This A+ joke:

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#10 This explanation for all the revolutions:

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#11 This literal translation that shows how extra French can be:

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#12 This warning:

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#13 This response that, even if you don’t speak French, you’ll probably be able to understand:

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#14 This list that proved French parents are the most sarcastic:

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#15 These little quirks of the language:

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#16 This literal translation of French counting:

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And finally, the French term for “cotton candy,” which will absolutely make you shudder:

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